cup of hot chocolate by: iarnan
so there i was working on a massive blog post that whent over every, tiny, little deatail from the new book SHIFTERS and suddenly the screen on my mac book goes BLANK. then a little measage pops up on my screen saying "our system line to your personal computer has failed to re-establesh the connection to your personal computer but please engoy a good 1261839 hour hot chocolate break while our army of computer geeks tries to hack di meen re-establesh your connection to your computer -the blogspot team.
i tried to keep my anger behind those 10000 foot bars of my mental sanity
"errrg aaah eweeewwww ark"
le'me just say those 10000 bars need some work.
"WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"
the next thing t knew i was being dragged out of the library by asylum guards.
thanx for reading please buy SHIFTERS online!
(editors note: my client here did not actually break out in manaiacle laughter and try to eat someone but he did take the1261839 hour hot chocolate break)